10 Reasons Not to Get Into the Porn Biz

Angelina Valentine

Angelina got into porn because she likes having sex and sees it as a fair trade to get paid for doing something she loves. She gives me nightmares!

Luscious Lopez

Lopez is a Mexican porn star who is known for a particular type of sex scene. Her curvy figure is nice, but from certain angles she looks like a male prostitute.

Dolly Buster

Dolly has starred in hundreds of porn movies and at 39 years old she was voted Germany’s “hottest porn star”. She must shoot fireballs out of her crotch!

Danielle Derek

Danielle is a 28 year old porn star who’s seen more surgical scalpels than Dr. Huxtable. She has implants in her lips, breasts, and even her ass.

Ava Lauren

She’s a real porn star! Seriously.

Belladona

She has appeared in over 250 adult films and has collected many awards, from Dirtiest Girl in Porn to Best All-Girl Sex Scene. Her teeth resemble lawn mower blades.

Cathy

Cathy is the undisputed creampie queen. Enough said!

Carmella Bing

Carmella is known for her large breasts and has appeared in over 75 films. She’s also known in the biz as a dodger for her refusal to work with black men. Fucking racist!

Houston

Houston is known for Houston 500, a movie in which she had sex with over 620 men. She also auctioned off her labia for $10,000. I wonder how she explains that to her kids.

Pam Peaks

Pam has starred in over 140 movies and has made several appearances on The Howard Stern Show, Spice channel, MTV, and Jerry Springer. I’m speechless!

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