Angelina got into porn because she likes having sex and sees it as a fair trade to get paid for doing something she loves. She gives me nightmares!

Luscious Lopez

Lopez is a Mexican porn star who is known for a particular type of sex scene. Her curvy figure is nice, but from certain angles she looks like a male prostitute.

Dolly Buster

Dolly has starred in hundreds of porn movies and at 39 years old she was voted Germany’s “hottest porn star”. She must shoot fireballs out of her crotch!

Danielle Derek

Danielle is a 28 year old porn star who’s seen more surgical scalpels than Dr. Huxtable. She has implants in her lips, breasts, and even her ass.

Ava Lauren

She’s a real porn star! Seriously.

Belladona

She has appeared in over 250 adult films and has collected many awards, from Dirtiest Girl in Porn to Best All-Girl Sex Scene. Her teeth resemble lawn mower blades.

Cathy

Cathy is the undisputed creampie queen. Enough said!

Carmella Bing

Carmella is known for her large breasts and has appeared in over 75 films. She’s also known in the biz as a dodger for her refusal to work with black men. Fucking racist!

Houston

Houston is known for Houston 500, a movie in which she had sex with over 620 men. She also auctioned off her labia for $10,000. I wonder how she explains that to her kids.

Pam Peaks

Pam has starred in over 140 movies and has made several appearances on The Howard Stern Show, Spice channel, MTV, and Jerry Springer. I’m speechless!

You’d think this guy would be somewhat excited to be receiving a check for over twelve million dollars on a nice warm sunny day.

Mary placed 3rd in the Mr Olympia bikini contest in 2008. She competes fairly regularly and also likes to run marathons.

Diana Chaloux

Diana is a certified personal trainer in Kansas City and a professional fitness model. She’s also a WBFF Pro Figure World Champion. Follow Diana on Twitter.

Alicia Marie

Alicia is a television and media personality, freelance writer, business owner, fitness champion, and model. Follow Alicia on Twitter.

Amy Pierro

Amy is cover model Natural Body Building & Fitness August Issue 2007. She’s also Miss December 2009 Hardfitness Calendar.

Briana Tindall

Briana earned her Pro Card at the 2006 North American Championships by winning the Overall Figure Competition and placed 1st in Class B of the Figure Competition.

Gina Aliotti

Gina won the Figure International in 2008 and has taken the runner up position in the Figure Olympia in both 2007 and 2008. Follow Gina on Twitter.

Inga Neverauskaite

Inga is Europe’s leading Professional Figure Competitor and is one of the World’s top female IFBB Professionals.

Heidrun Sigurdardottir

Heidrun is from Iceland and is five times Icelandic champion in fitness.

Larissa Reis

Since Larissa began competing in 2008, she became the first figure competitor from Brazil to take 1st place in a Pro Show in Atlantic City.

Pamela Soper

Pamela is a National Level Figure competitor for the NPC. Follow Pamela on Twitter.

Pauline Nordin

Pauline is an IFBB fitness competitor, Pro Figure athlete, fitness model, actress, Certified Fitness Trainer and journalist.

Ocean Bloom

Ocean has a long contest history in women’s fitness competitions starting with a 1st place win in the 1997 BodyMax Bodybuilding competition. Follow her on Twitter.

Sherrie Carnicle

Sherrie won 1st place at the 2008 NPC Flex Wheeler Bodybuilding & Figure Classic. She started lifting weights in her teens, and a lot of her inspiration came from her dad who was a competitive power lifter and Golden Glove Boxer.

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